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[widows_kiss]

"You've reached Natasha. You know what to do."

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10/09

[disassembles]

Guess what Pepper told me.

[widows_kiss]

[ Oh god. Does the whole team know already? Pepper what did you do. ]

Orange is probably not your color?

[disassembles]

Always thought I was more of a winter.

How'd your date go?

[widows_kiss]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

What makes you think it was a date?

[disassembles]

You gonna be less coy about it if I call it your platonic adult get together with Dr. Sarcastic?

[widows_kiss]

And here I thought I was the sarcastic one.

And maybe. Maybe I just like being coy. Or keep you in suspense.

Or just never answering your questions.

[disassembles]

I think you two break about even.

It only counts as suspense if I don't know what's going on. I'll stop bugging you if you want me to, I just wanted to tell you that I'm happy for you. I hope things work out.

[disassembles]

Just, you know, warn us if you accidentally get him too excited.

[widows_kiss]

I think you'd actually know about that mere seconds after I did. Technically.

Lucky for you, I don't do a lot of things by accident.

[disassembles]

...Now that you mention it, I appreciate that. That is a mental image I did not need.

I think 'I Was Trying to Tease Natasha and it Backfired' is gonna be the title of my autobiography at this point.

[widows_kiss]

You're welcome. If I didn't traumatize you every so often, I'd be slacking in my job.

Case in point. Keep trying, Barnes. You might get it eventually. And if not, it will at least provide me hours more of entertainment.

[disassembles]

Well as long as one of us is having a good time.

[widows_kiss]

Lies. You're sitting there smirking at your phone right now.

[disassembles]

What'd I tell you about the cameras, Romanoff?

If you wanna see me, all you've gotta do is knock.