Dumplings are a perfect food.

[ She's grinning a little impishly as she states this. Even if she completely believes that. Sophisticated palate indeed. She munches on a pirozhki, enjoying the nostalgic flavor. ]

Clint, the heathen, always insisted that was pizza. Which I might have given him the benefit of the doubt on, except he insisted Chicago deep dish was the superior kind and I'm pretty sure he deserved to get banned from New York for that.

[ Elephants aren't edible, they can wait their turn. ]