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[widows_kiss]

"You've reached Natasha. You know what to do."

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6/3 mid-afternoon - text;

[sorryitasedyou]

Heads up - Loki is human - still a MAJOR douche nozzle who needs to remove the stick from up his ass, but human.

I don't know who stripped him of his powers but... yeah.

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[widows_kiss]

Human? You're certain?

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[sorryitasedyou]

1000%.

Mentioned something about pissing off the antichrist before shoving me in the pool because he couldn't make me go poof. Joke's on him though, thinking he could shove me in without getting dragged in himself.

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[widows_kiss]

....Wonderful.

Thanks for the heads up.

You alright?

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[sorryitasedyou]

I'm okay - more worried about what might happen if he ever gets his powers back... Considering how pissed he was about the whole book thing, the pool is like a million times worse.

[It had happened so fast that it had been purely instinctual to grab him. She just hopes that this whole thing doesn't end up costing her a life or worse.]

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[widows_kiss]

I'll see if there's a way of smoothing things over. Maybe just... try and stay out of his way for a bit?

[Or forever. That sounds like a much better plan, Darcy. How did you end up being Loki-bait?]

[Text] thanks for the notification google...

[sorryitasedyou]

Oh, believe me - I will be doing everything I can to avoid him like the plague - human or not... Seriously it's not intentional.

[Although, if anyone ever needs to get ahold of Loki, they should just have Darcy walk around the mansion and wait for their paths to cross.

Maybe she'll ask the closet for a lucky charm... although with her pre-existing luck, or lack thereof, she'll probably end up with a whole rabbit or something ridiculous.]

[widows_kiss]

You do seem an uncanny knack for chance encounters with him.

[sorryitasedyou]

This is not something I would like to have continue happening... Too bad there's not like 4 planets in between us - just a couple floors. I'm sure that's not the last I've seen of his royal douche nozzle.

[widows_kiss]

I really hope that wasn't a euphemism.

[sorryitasedyou]

Definitely not a euphemism... Ew. You couldn't pay me enough to see that. I'm just gonna do what I can to stay away from him and anything else that might try to kill me and lay low.

[widows_kiss]

Sounds like the best plan possible.