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"You've reached Natasha. You know what to do."

I think after everything I've put you through, you're allowed to throw your phone at me at least once.

[Really. He can take it.]

I'm saving this text as proof, Rogers, for the day I inevitably take you up on that.

Come on, Natasha, you know I'm a man of my word.

Yes, but Coulson will scold me for days.

He doesn't have to know.

It's Coulson. He'll know.

Good point.

That's just a risk you'll have to take, then.

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I suppose it still might be worth it. The hardships of being on this team and all that.

I know it's such a struggle for you.

Occasionally it has its benefits.

Such as?

Getting the lot of you in the gym and shirtless all at once.

Oh and the whole end of the world thing, but that's a given at this point.

You and I are two for two now with that saving the world thing.

Also, good luck ever getting Stark out of his lab.

Let's not make a habit of it, alright? Twice is already two more than I'm comfortable with.

You just need to know the most effective blackmail, Rogers.

I'm not sure I could promise that.

Do you have some embarrassing video footage of him too?

Yeah I thought not.

Steve, there's an entire youtube channel dedicated to embarrassing video footage of him.

So I'm guessing that wouldn't really be enough to get him moving.

No, probably not.

In case of emergencies, however, the best solution is usually procuring Pepper's assistance.

Believe me, that's a lesson I learned very quickly.

It should probably be #1 in all Tony Stark user manuals.

Sounds about right.

Anyway, I've probably bothered you enough for one day.

Wasn't really a bother, but thanks for the head's up all the same.

If you need anything... let me know? Even if it's just someone to spar with or be distracting for a little bit.

Sounds good. I'll find you if I need you, I know where you live.

I should hope so. Your memory can't be getting THAT bad.

Very funny.

See you around, Natasha.

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