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[widows_kiss]

"You've reached Natasha. You know what to do."

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[araneidal]

Mine is divorced. No children.

[widows_kiss]

[ Now she is surprised. ]

Laura divorced him? Or.... did he never meet Laura?

He has three children, back home. Nathaniel being the newest. Cooper's the oldest, then Lila.

[araneidal]

Her name is Bobbi Morse, alias Mockingbird. She's a good friend.

Tell me yours has the good sense to stay retired.

[widows_kiss]

Wait, Bobbi? Seriously?

[ You just broke her brain, Natasha. ]

Bobbi's been involved in a complicated relationship for years now, if the SHIELD rumor mill can be trusted. And it certainly hadn't been with Clint.

How likely do you think any of us are likely to stay retired? Although he did take a leave of absence, after the whole Ultron mess, to go home for the birth of his son.

[araneidal]

See why I hate alternate universes? They've been up and down for years.

I was hoping long enough for a vacation, honestly. What do you think of the Bahamas?

[widows_kiss]

Maybe it's a Bobbi thing. He's been with Laura as long as I've known him.

Nice, as long as there's a reliable cabana boy keeping me well supplied with colorful drinks.

[araneidal]

I like mine brunet. You?

[widows_kiss]

Mmm. I do have a fondness for brunets.

[araneidal]

I don't share, but I suppose I can make an exception for myself.

[widows_kiss]

Does that actually count as an exception?

[araneidal]

I'm not into threesomes.

[widows_kiss]

Have you tried?

[araneidal]

Not like this.

You?

[widows_kiss]

Considering you're the first other-me I've come across?

[ (Sort of.) ]

Can't say that I have.

[araneidal]

I'll try anything once.

[widows_kiss]

Did you have someone in mind?

lmfao omg

[araneidal]

Not yet.

Call me if you do.

>.>

[widows_kiss]

You'll be the first to know.